Revenge

[Siri]

"I never said I thought you liked Shay! I just simply assumed y'all would look like a sweet couple!"

[Cory]

He laughed. "Sweet? As in Candy Canes, Sweet? No, false, I am not in any way,form, or fashion, a candy cane and don't even deny it. I am not very, erm, tasty, I can't think of a word that would describe sweet but Candy Cane..."

[Siri]

"You sure? I swear I thought you were a lollipop. . ." I smiled and took his hand and licked it. I dropped his hand, "Ick! You were right, you taste like crap!"

[Cory]

"I may not taste like a lollipop, but I DON NOT TASTE LIKE CRAP!" He smiled and lifted up his other hand and licked it. "I taste delicious, thank you very much!"

[Siri]

I gagged, "No way what so ever!!!"

[Cory]

He laughed. "Hoqw would you know? My hand is not appetizing, no, but, my palm is. I am DELICIOUS"

[Siri]

I licked his palm and shook my head, "You still taste like horse scat."

[Cory]

" You are very creative with your words for crap, now aren't ya? Well, I can be, too, For example: Scat, Crap, Shiz, Shizzle, S***, Skatoon, and, my favorite, BLECH!"

[Siri]

I rolled my eyes," YOu are probably creative with those words 'cause you crap your pants around Shay." I smirked. "Ya know, if this was at some party of a sort the people would have been like, ' Oooooooooooooooh!!!! You just got Pwned by a girl!!!!' "

[Cory]

"Oh no! My rep at the fake party is going down!" He tackled Siri and she landed on the ground. Cory smiled. "I think you tripped" He said to the girl